Anxious to the Max
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Think about the first name you were ever called,
and then think how long it took until
you got called a pussy
or a slut,
or a bitch,
or a whore,
all of which are words that fall too close to ‘girl.’

Think about the first time you got called a ‘girl’
and they said it with a sneer.
Like it was a bad thing.

For a boy, it is the lowest degradation to get called a girl.
For a girl, it is the lowest degradation to get called a girl.

Remember, black widow spiders and female praying mantises eat their partners after intercourse.
Remember, it’s the lionesses who hunt.
They come back with bloody muzzles, dragging bloated carcasses as the alpha lion strides around with his mane puffing out.
Remember, it’s only the female mosquitoes who drink blood.
We’re the ones who do the necessary work, dirty our hands,
fuck or fight or both.
We’re often the smaller sex, which makes us a harder target
as we slink close and sink our teeth in.

Remember: we’re deadly.

You should be proud to be called a girl.

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'Most Female Killers use Poison,' theappleppielifestyle. (via theappleppielifestyle)
i’m trying to set will on the path to rebuilding his broken brain. picking up your pieces, as it were.

(Source: agloriouspond)

expressions-of-nature:

Little caracal kitten is out adventuring for the first time… | Andreas Jansrud

expressions-of-nature:

Little caracal kitten is out adventuring for the first time… | Andreas Jansrud

briargeese:

And that is all the pollen the bees will get from our crocus because the deer came through and ate every single blossom last night. Then it snowed. Again.


Claude Monet, Storm at Belle-Isle

Claude Monet, Storm at Belle-Isle

(Source: deadpaint)

One Size Fits All 

  • (A man comes to the counter and places two dresses on the counter: one sized XS and one sized XXL.)
  • Me: “Are these dresses both for the same woman?”
  • Customer: “Yes.”
  • Me: “Oh, okay. These are both very different sizes, so they are not likely to fit the same person. What size does she usually take?”
  • Customer: “Um… I’m not sure.”
  • Manager: “Well, does she look more like me or more like her?”
  • (Note: my manager is quite small, and I am quite big.)
  • Customer: “Um… uh… I’m sure these will be fine.”
  • Me: “Sir, because the price is marked down on these dresses they will be Final Sale, so you will not be able to return them if they are not the right size. Are you sure we can’t help you?”
  •  (The customer looks around furtively, then leans in close so that only my manager and I can hear what he is saying.)
  • Customer: “These dresses are for me, actually.”
  •  (My manager looks at me, and I at her, and then she turns to the customer and speaks a very matter of fact voice.)
  • Manager: “Why don’t you go try them on, then?”
  • Customer: “Really? Would that be okay with you?”
  • Manager: “Of course! Let me get you started with a fitting room.”
  •  (I spend the next hour bringing this man dresses to try on and he had a lovely time! He introduced himself to me and thanked us profusely for being so understanding and helpful. He left with four dresses, all of which fit him to a tee, and he came back regularly after that.)

maddsmikelsen:

Hannibal Lecter’s sideburns appreciation post.

impressedcats:

i am leaves, leaves are me

impressedcats:

i am leaves, leaves are me

ccc0urtney:

pizzaforpresident:

People with ADD/ADHD take their medication because their brain chemistry is unbalanced and taking the meds fixes that and if you judge people for taking pills instead of following your mommy-blogger homeopathy herbal advice you’re a giant piece of shit and I hate you

THANK YOU FOR THIS POST

holy-super-who-lock:

YO LIFE IS ABOUT 3 THINGS

  • GETTIN MONEY
  • GETTIN PUSSY
  • AND THE DEWY DECIMAL SYSTEM